Sunday, May 20, 2012

Flowerbed Pick-Ups

Gno doubt there is a lot of love floating around the garden and the gnomes delight in it. "Hey baby, wanna watch the fireflies with me tonight?" It seems that they're always coming up with silly little flowerbed pick-up lines to catch each other's attention. "Whose flower bed, yours or mine?" They can't help but giggle with each silly line they hear and it's always a challenge to come up with ones that have gnever been used before. "Did it hurt when you fell from the branches above." Oh my gnomes! That's a classic. "Have you seen a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been looking for!" Some of them seem so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh. And that's the point, isn't it? "How does it feel being the prettiest gnome in the garden?" All gnomes gush at any opportunity to smile. "We'll have to cozy up together because there's not mushroom!" Awww, shucks. "Is your top felt? Gno? Would you like it to be?" Oh gno, you didn't!