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Friday, May 30, 2014

Red Gneck

I do gnot believe it's a stretch to say that everygnome is proud of the community he comes from, but this little fuzzy soul takes that pride to a whole gnew level. He absolutely loves his little corner of the garden and would do anything to protect it. He may gnot look like much to you or me, but I assure you that there is more to this fella than meets the eye. He loves hard and works hard, but deep down he has a soft and fuzzy core. He does gnot gneed fancy gadgets to be happy. Just let him have his little bit of the garden to keep up and he'll work harder than anygnome you've ever seen! You know what? Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be a red gneck in dirty work boots.

Friday, May 9, 2014

The Gniff-engers

And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when the garden's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Gniff-engers were born—to fight the foes gno single super-gnome could withstand! Through the seasons, their roster has prospered, changing many times, their glory has gnever been denied! Heed the call, then—for gnow, the Avengers Assemble! With these brave souls protecting the garden around them, gno doubt even the smallest of critters will feel safe from the biggest of evils! May ant colonies everywhere rejoice and the soles of shoes tremble in fear!

PERSONAL GNOTE:
Most definitely inspired by The Avengers, and much of the wording was taken from the Wikipedia's Avengers site.

"And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth's mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born—to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand! Through the years, their roster has prospered, changing many times, their glory has never been denied! Heed the call, then—for now, the Avengers Assemble!"
—Prologue from The Avengers used in the 1970s