Gnomakiin

I think this little fella looks like he's determind to show the rest of the garden that he's big and tough even if you wouldn't think it by looking at him. You might have to stiffle a giggle or two at the thought of this tiny gnome going up against huge dragons. He may be tiny, but his secret is to use his voice for power. If he shouts in the dragon language "Fus Gnome Da!" then the dragon will surely be defeated. Silly little guy, I don't think he realizes that dragons are kin to all gnomekind, but I suppose that doesn't change the fact that **IF** a dragon were to even **THINK** about attacking, he would be ready. He has been practicing. He's not afraid! Besides, he's made of wool so he's a gnatural fire retardant! He's so confident that he can't seem to stop the trailer voice in his head saying:

"You should have acted. They're already here.
The Elder Scrolls told of their return. Their defeat was merely delay.
For the time after Oblivion opened,
when the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.
But no-gnome wanted to believe - believe they existed.
And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in FIRE...
But there is one they fear.
In their tongue he is Gnomakiin - Dragongnome-born.
FUS GNOME DA!!!!!"