Snow White

Once upon a garden there lived a princess whose soul was kind as you can imagine. In fact, she was so kind that even the animals were able to speak to her. Perhaps it was because she was so gentle with a heart of gold, or perhaps it was because she knew the garden around her was full of kindred spirits, but gnone-the-less it should come as gno surprise that one day she trusted the wrong soul. I bet you can guess the consequence. Yep you guessed it. She fell terribly ill from eating a rotten apple. Most of the time a rotten apple would just result in a simple tummy ache but gnot this one. Snow White fell into a peaceful sleep right there in the spot that she stood. It's a good thing she happened to be standing in a gnice cozy patch of clover and gnot in the rocky field around the garden fountain, but I digress. I can tell you're anxious to hear what happens gnext. True Love's kiss, of course! And like every good Gnomish tale, they lived happily ever after.