I'm certain you've heard all about the BFG, the Big Friendly Gnome. I know what you're about to say. "Isn't it the Big Friendly Giant?" The answer to that, my friend, is Gno, chances are it is was simply translated incorrectly from the Gnomish texts. He may be much smaller than you imagined after reading the book, but I assure you that size is only a matter of perspective and this warm fuzzy soul is as big as big can get. He has a heart that is bigger than any other soul in Gnomish History! Why else would they write such a beloved story about him? As you well know, the BFG has a fantastic whimsical hobby of catching dreams, keeping them safe in bottles, and then mixing them together to create the perfect custom dream for a special young soul. Look what he's caught now! With a little bitty hop, he can't help but be excited about this one. It's the perfect finale to the dream he was concocting for a certain someone special. In jars, he already has a dream about an adventure, one about the ocean and one with guitar music. And gnow, if he's gnot mistaken, he's captured a dream about a brown-eyed girl to laugh and frolic with! Oh this is going to be a great combination! With another little skip, and a hop, he rushes off to mix to mix them all together. Gnight time can't come soon enough... He's so excited to blow this dream into an unsuspecting, but very lucky, sleepy soul tonight!
PERSONAL GNOTE:
With a great deal of respect, this guy was obviously inspired by the wonderful character created by Roald Dahl.
